Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hitchhikers Guide To Not Picking Up Hitchhikers




Don't?

I swear, I felt like I was in the first 20 minutes of a low budget slasher movie.

It even had dialog like " Oh, come on! He's, like, old and he's probably going to church, he's harmless"

...people tend to toy with my sometimes extreme sense of rationale. But if I'm in the passenger seat, I have the right to express it, it's part of the benefits along with the leg room.

Don't get me wrong, dude looked friendly as fuck, but that doesn't mean I have to test the odds, no matter how much of an offbeat limp was apparent.

Not gonna turn a blind eye to no glass eye, you see?

2 comments:

Heron said...

why you such a pussy? take a risk.

as long as he doesn't look smelly.

BloodyBrianBot said...

He looked like an old Mos Def doing a tired James Brown, if you follow me.